Tuesday, September 27, 2005

Liver-Piercing Pencil Gun

In the third grade I was told by a teacher not to shoot the stapler at my friend lest I "puncture his liver". Never mind that even when unfolded and used as a "gun", staplers fail to achieve a projectile velocity above that of a dribble.

Well, take this third grade friend. This'll definitely do the trick.


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